Craftymon Monster of the Week: Mario the Beastlie
Created by Beastlies
Price: $20
Check out this little guy… his name is Mario and he’s a cute (yet vicious) little sculpture. He’s also a “beastlie” which is obviously a type of monster.
“Mario really seems to enjoy the feeling of dizziness he gets when standing up too fast. He’ll spend entire afternoons lying flat on the floor, then jumping up suddenly and squealing like he’s on a rollercoaster. Sometimes these afternoons ending with him passing out entirely.”
Fandomestic: 13 Fantastical Labyrinth Creations
Fandomania has put together an awesome list of handmade Labyrinth stuff including Jareth plushies, a Ludo Beanie cap and a needle felted Firey.
Check it 13 Fantastical Labyrinth Creations from Fandomania.
Handmade Scott Pilgrim Stuff for Sex Bob-omb Fans and Other Cool People
We are TOTALLY in lesbians with Scott Pilgrim! Scott Pilgrim vs the World was a super awesome amazing and FUN movie (based on a super awesome amazing FUN comic) that everyone should go see… TWICE! Since visually it basically asplodes all over your face, it’s the kind of thing that inspires artists and craft monsters, meaning there’s already some awesome Scott Pilgrim stuff popping up. Please little craftymons… we want MOAR SCOTT PILGRIM STUFF! Please!
A Girl With Hair Like This T-shirt
Wow, did you see that girl with hair like this? She’s the girl of your dreams, so don’t blow it by talking about Puck-Man or whatever.
$19.99 by oohlalamb.
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Sex Bob-omb Rubber Stamp
Did you like Sex Bob-omb before Sex Bob-omb was cool? Show off your love for Scott Pilgrim’s rock band by stamping everything in sight with this Sex Bob-omb rubber stamp!
$10 by dragonflycurls
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Scott Pilgram Cubeecraft
We love DIY, patterns and papercraft… make your own handmade Scott Pilgrim stuff! Grab these templates and make your own cute cubeecraft figures. Check it out 
Ramona’s Bag
This handmade messenger bag looks just like the one Ramona carries, however it does not include access to hammerspace so you’ll have to keep your giant hammers somewhere else.
$65 by needlegeek86
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The League of Evil Exes T-shirt
If you can’t have Ramona Flowers, then no one can. Let that little punk Pilgrim know that you’re not going to let him have her without a fight… to the death.
$19.99 by oohlalamb
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Crash and the Boys Poster
Not really a Sex Bob-omb fan? Well if you’re looking for another band with a girl drummer there’s always Crash and the Boys. This is an offical Oni Press poster, but it was commissioned by etsy artist helllllen.
$30 by helllllen.
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Knives Chau vs Ramona Flowers Fightstick Controller
Okay, this isn’t for sale, however it’s modded by hand and hella badass, so you should check it out. This Xbox 360 fightstick features a fight between Knives Chau and Ramona Flowers from the Scott Pilgrim comic.
by escoben
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Scott Pilgrim 1up Keychain
Get a life and you can totally get a do-over.
Sold out! by Phoenixpen
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Hey little craft monsters and craft monster wannabes! Have you been thinking about making your own bags or improving on your handmade bag designs? Monica from Happy Zombie posted a pattern for her amazing dragon slayer satchel.
Using a pattern called Castle Peeps by Lizzy House over at Andover Fabrics she created a fun and mythical dragon-esque bag, complete with spikes and a tail.
Check out the full post for more pics and a PDF pattern so you can make your own! (Just make sure you respect her terms of use—this is for personal, educational and dragon slaying purposes only!)
Handmade Zombie Products for Undead Craft Monsters
Sometimes folks hear “handmade” and think of tea cosies and lopsided ceramic bowls, but you guys know better don’t you? Handmade stuff can be anything and everything and relate to stuff that’s awesome, funny and macabre. To see what we mean we’ve found some really awesome handmade zombie swag.
The really awesome thing about handmade products is that you can get cool stuff your friends definitely won’t have. From adorable to repulsive, here are some of the coolest handmade zombie products that are one of a kind.
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Zombie Panda Zipper Pouch
We <3 cartoon pandas. We <3 zombies. It only makes sense that we would super duper <3 zombie pandas. Use the Zombie Panda Zipper Pouch to store your pencils, pens, change, cosmetics or brain covered bamboo shoots.
$12 from Kukubee
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Zombie Pops
“The head on a stick you’re dying to consume.” Who doesn’t love a good zombie pun? These chocolate zombie pops are deliciously disgusting. We’ll take 8.
$4.99 by Starlingskies
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I Liked Zombies Before They Were Cool Button
If you were a fan long before Left for Dead and Zombieland then this “I Liked Zombies Before They Were Cool ” button is for you.
$1.75 by No Flash Photography
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Zombie Bunny Fleece Plush
Ever read Bunnicula? This must be his cousin, Zombunny! The zombie bunny is green, dead and feasts on the brains of carrots… or other bunnies perhaps. We’re not really sure how that works.
$15 by twistedshangrila
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Zombie Golden Girls
Thank you for being undead. That’s how the song went right? These Zombie Golden Girls prints feature zombiefied versions Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty.
$15 by Chuckhodi
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Surfer Girl Zombie Crochet Doll
Scared of surfing because of sharks? Sharks are the least of your worries with Zombie Surfer girls in the water! She comes from a whole hoard of handmade zombies known as “Zombigurumi Love.”
$30 by Zombigurumi
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Zombie Hat
Don’t look now, but you seem to have a zombie sucking on your brain…
$25 by stikinberryfairy
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Zombie Head Beanie Exposed Brain
… and now your brains are showing.
$20 by grapevinefires
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Zombie Robot Pouch
Some of our favorite things all-in one: zombies, robots and handmade portable storage space. The zombie robot pouch has got it all.
$35 by anatomyofaskirt
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Know Your Zombies Poster
You’ll never make it through a day of the inevitable zombie apocalypse unless you plan ahead. The Know Your Zombie Poster is a handy guide to spotting various types of zombies, like the jazz zombie who mutters “coltraaane” or the vegetarian zombie who can be seen searching for “graaains.” Many of these zombies will not in fact eat your brains but should be shot anyway because they are annoying.
$25 by lizstarin
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Zombie Yeti Plush
One of the rarest of rare zombies, Zombie Yeti can be found munching on frozen brains somewhere in the Himalayas after a zombie outbreak.
$40 by alexzcreations
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Zombie iPhone Case
Keep your iPhone safe from zombie bites with this handmade fleece zombie iPhone case.
$30 by CasePhile
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Zombie Bloody Arm Vinyl Bumper Sticker
This bloody zombie arm bumper sticker raises a good point. “If GOD didn’t want us to EAT PEOPLE, then why’d he make them out of MEAT?” Touché.
$3.95 by WeirdStickers
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Zombie Piggy Bank
Because even zombies need a place to save their money… or organs. What exactly would the currency be in a zombie society?
$45 by UndeadEd
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Obama vs Zombimes T-shirt
It’s true, our president is pretty bad ass. He punches zombies in the face.
$20 by tinaseamonster
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Zombies Need Love Too Pillow
We’re not so sure that this zombie is looking for love, but maybe a tasty snack.
sold! by cipolla
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Zombie Penguin Plush
ZOMBIE PENGY!! It’s green and its guts are popping out but it still manages to be adorable.
$70 by Mydeardarling
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Zombie Wedding Cake Toppers
Nothing says love like spending your entire life AND afterlife together. These zombie wedding cake toppers are made to order to look like the bride and groom.
$117 by Nikki’s Novelty Gifts
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MONSTER OF THE WEEK: Meet Anders Sea Sucker
Created by Mr. Sogs
Price: $42
Every one of Mr. Sogs’ creatures is born with an identical twin which can be adopted separately or as a pair. Anders has three eyes, horns, tentacles and likes gentle baths rather than trips through the washer.
